Senin, 18 Agustus 2008


A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the Warning.
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

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